photo-op of the day: what the hell is britney wearing?

here's britney spears, presumably shopping. and by the looks of her wardrobe, she needs the new clothing.

first of all, let me just say it looks like she invaded other people's closets...and everything is in pastel colors. that von dutch trucker obvs came from ashton kutcher's garage sale. the tank top looks like she's a tourist on spring break. she stole the shorts from nicole richie because those are way too big for nicole (yet way too small for brit). the knee socks could be kevin's. a keep sake if you will. and the running shoes aren't britney's because she doesn't like to run for exercise, she dances.

*sigh* i miss classic britney.

(photo via popsugar)