Tuesday, May 15, 2007

another celeb-retard: sylvester stallone

actor sylvester stallone has gotten himself in trouble with the law, down under. he pleaded guilty (i.e. his lawyers did it for him) to bringing vials of restricted muscle-building hormones into the australia.

i don't think it's surprising to anyone that stallone uses these hormones. well, he didn't admit to it, but c'mon! smuggling hormones to another country. for what? to sell them? i know rocky balboa was his first decent movie (so i heard) in a decade, but he's not a dealer. and look at the dude. he's 60! you can't stay in that sorta shape without a little "help".

the hormones that stallone brought in aren't narcotics though, but instead a "naturally occurring substance that can be replicated synthetically and is used to build muscle mass". but it can't be taken into australia without a permit.

stallone shrugged off the airport incident. not surprising since the man beat drago in rocky IV. i mean, that russian was HUGE! the australians should have had russell crowe teach him a lesson, but instead, stallone was allowed to leave the country.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Screw you, Stallone rocks.