yikes!

britney's bare ass hangs out...yet again.

didn't she learn anything from pretty woman? you can't go around beverly hills looking like a ho! they wouldn't let julia roberts shop! you better stop running around town without pants on, or the same thing will happen to you britney! you haven't had a hit in years (and the "new" songs i have heard are crap). i was really hoping you'd make a comeback, even after the matt lauer and vag flashing incidents. but i gave up after that whole head shaving thing.

you are done. i never thought i'd say this, but maybe the kids are better off with federline.

tivo alert! britney's mom to appear on the view

according to the view's website, britney's mom, lynn spears, is scheduled to appear on the show this wednesday*. i'll be sure to tune in. if anything just to see if she talks about poor little britney's nasty hair extentions. i mean, look at them!

*update: they've since taken this info off the website

photo-op of the day: what the hell is britney wearing?

here's britney spears, presumably shopping. and by the looks of her wardrobe, she needs the new clothing.

first of all, let me just say it looks like she invaded other people's closets...and everything is in pastel colors. that von dutch trucker obvs came from ashton kutcher's garage sale. the tank top looks like she's a tourist on spring break. she stole the shorts from nicole richie because those are way too big for nicole (yet way too small for brit). the knee socks could be kevin's. a keep sake if you will. and the running shoes aren't britney's because she doesn't like to run for exercise, she dances.

*sigh* i miss classic britney.

(photo via popsugar)