morning bits & buzz

i stand by my statement that suri cruise is the cuteset of all the celebribabies. readers of us weekly disagree (violet affleck is soooo not cuter!).

pete wentz apparently has enough hoodies to last him "everyday for two years" and a bunch of other unbelievable nonsense comes out of his mouth.

i have to say this is one of my favorite re-cast challenges...buzzsugar reveals a "new and improved" cast of full house.

tv squad reports that david brent and garith ricky gervais and mackenzie crook will sing "free love freeway" at the concert for diana this weekend.

it looks like lindsay has gained a few pounds around the waist area while in rehab (yesssssss!).

vanessa minnillo like you've never seen her

everyone knows three things about vanessa minillo:
-she was a former miss usa (or something)
-she hosted TRL on MTV
-none of that mattered until she started dating nick lachey. and even then, she's still sorta irrelevant

so between being a former beauty queen, an mtv vj, and dating a jessica simpson's ex, it's no surprise that she hob knobs with other celebrities, right?

it is surprising however when a picture like this (left) surfaces. according to the ny post, it might cost her any prospective jobs.

something inside me says i should feel sorry for vanessa. but then i come to my senses and say "there should be consequences for hanging out with lindsay lohan."

michael lohan sells out his daughter....again.

according to the associated press, lindsay's dad told e! news that his daughter not only has an alcohol addiction, but an addiction to oxycontin as well.

well it's a good thing lindsay's in rehab and she has her dad to help intervene with her substance abuse problem, otherwise she'd end up looking like jack from lost (get it, cause he was hooked on oxycontin. get it?).

on a related note, it seems lindsay is "happy in rehab". if she really is happy in rehab, then something is definitely wrong. you're supposed to be going through withdrawal and unhappy and miserable in rehab. someone send these celebrities to a real rehab facility in nebraska, or somewhere else in the middle of america. keep them there til they accomplish all twelve steps. then take it from there.

la lohan wants to make more music

according to mtv news:

Lindsay Lohan says it's a little strange being #1 on Maxim's "Hot 100." "It's really flattering," she told MTV News last week, "but it does get kind of awkward." Lohan also revealed that she plans to begin work on a new album soon. "We'll start in probably June or July and take four months," she explained. Lohan said she's collaborating with Maverick Records CEO Guy Oseary on the disc, which will have an "urban pop" sound.

hmmm...i have no idea what "urban pop"sounds like, but i'm willing to take a few guesses:

• nails scratching on a chalkboard
• the sanitation department trucks collecting garbage on a friday morning
• a bulemic puking into a toilet
• 30 seconds to mars

i think i'll pass on lindsay's music...again.

lindsay wins at something that has nothing to do with acting

well, lindsay lohan earned a top spot on a covted 'top 100' list. not 'top 100' philanthropists. not a list of influential people. not a list of great actresses (puh-leeze). but instead, a list that many aspiring barbizon models desire to be on. that's right, the maxim top 100 list.

she's bared her boobs, her firecrotch, her coinslot. it's about time maxim exploit all of those things into a centerfold of some sort. lindsay joins the ranks of other former "#1's" like eva longoria, jessica simpson, christina aguilera, jennifer garner, and jessica alba.

and if you're still reading this, here is a list of the other 99 women:

2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley
21. Kate Beckinsale
22. Nicole Scherzinger
23. Hilary Duff
24. Sophia Bush
25. Elisha Cuthbert
26. Nelly Furtado
27. Kate Hudson
28. Carmen Electra
29. Sarah Silverman
30. Rebecca Romijn
31. Amy Smart
32. Lacey Chabert
33. Roselyn Sanchez
34. Vanessa Minnillo
35. Jennifer Garner
36. Jamie King
37. Ashley Olsen
38. Shakira
39. Rachel Bilson
40. Moon Bloodgood
41. Jessica Simpson
42. Minka Kelly
43. Kate Mara
44. Rose McGowan
45. Bar Refaeli
46. Kristen Bell
47. Katharine McPhee
48. Mandy Moore
49. Mischa Barton
50. Miss Maxim
51. Alessandra Ambrosio
52. Kate Walsh
53. Adriana Lima
54. Missy Peregrym
55. Halle Berry
56. Michele Merkin
57. Tricia Helfer
58. Penelope Cruz
59. Jamie-Lynn Sigler
60. Jessica White
61. Nadine Velazquez
62. Danneel Harris
63. Bianca Kajlich
64. Lena Headey
65. Autumn Reeser
66. Joanna Krupa
67. Gabrielle Union
68. Evangeline Lilly
69. Danica Patrick
70. Stacy Keibler
71. Willa Ford
72. Ciara
73. Mena Suvari
74. Tara Conner
75. April Scott
76. Diora Baird
77. Hilary Burton
78. Joss Stone
79. Adrianne Palecki
80. Abbie Cornish
81. Emmanuelle Chriqui
82. Dita Von Teese
83. Ivanka Trump
84. Hometown Hottie
85. Kelly Ripa
86. Michelle Trachtenberg
87. Padma Lakshmi
88. Raquel Alessi
89. Haylie Duff
90. Salma Hayek
91. Isla Fisher
92. Mary Elizabeth Winstead
93. Christina Milian
94. Kelly Carlson
95. The Avatars of Second Life
96. Shanna Moakler
97. Kim Kardashian
98. Yunjin Kim
99. Mia Maestro
100. Noureen DeWolf

and if you're like me, you probably don't know who half of the girls are once you reach past number 50. so go buy the issue for your little brother who's about to hit puberty or your boyfriend. or just buy it for yourself. i promise, i won't judge.

lindsay lohan: box office gold silver bronze?

lindsay lohan's current movie, georgia rule, is the latest casuality at the box office. despite having icon jane fonda and oscar nominee felicity huffman (not to mention the perfect weekend- mother's day!), the movie had only a $5.9 million dollar opening.

maybe if the movie didn't co-star lindsay lohan, the movie would have fared better. don't believe me? let's take a look at her previous projects:

2004- mean girls. her last hit both critically and at the box office.

2005- herbie fully loaded. a disney movie remake. makes $66 million dollars. not bad for a family movie. we'll let this one slide.

2006- a prairie home companion. wonderful cast surrounding little lindsay. the robert altman film made only 20 million at the box office. but being it's an ensemble movie, i GUESS we can't blame lindsay.

2006- just my luck. okay, lindsay is totally responsible for this crap. 17 million at the box office.

2006- bobby. another ensemble movie. lindsay again is fortunate enough to mask her mediocre performance with a (and b) list actors. 11 million at the box office.

for argument's sake, let's say there are other actresses that could've done the job better. off the top of my head: jessica alba, jessica biel, scarlett johansson, anne hathaway, katie holmes, kate bosworth, mischa barton, rachel bilson, hilary duff, mandy moore, kirsten dunsst, sienna miller, kate hudson, drew barrymore....oh you get it. ANYONE else could have made these movies better. i'll even throw the olsen twins in there.

so for someone who wants to win an oscar and be known for more than just a party girl, she has a long way to go.

not so shocking news: lohan took stripping lessons (for film)

lindsay lohan was on the late show with david letterman on wednesday night to promote her new movie georgia rule. but it was talk about lindsay's next role that had dave's heart skip a beat.

lohan told letterman that she took "stripper lessons" for her next film i know who killed me.

"you're just gonna kill me, you know i have a heart condition. you're just gonna kill me," said letterman.

lindsay continued to tell the audience that they will be seeing "a lot" of her in the "really dark, scary film."

i've seen her firecrotch. i've seen her tatas. i think i've seen enough.

(via cnn)

lindsay lohan + cocaine photos= another scandal

underage partying? check. ex-con dad? check. underage drinking? check. unprofessional behavior on set of movie? check. rehab? check. alcoholics anonymous meetings? check. downward spiral? check.

it seems lindsay lohan has lived a full live at the young age of 20 (almost 21). she has enough material in her life for a pretty fascinating e! true hollywood story episode. but just in case, lindsay is providing us with more drama than a martin scorcese movie. according to the british tabloid news of the world, lindsay was caught doing blow at a club with a friend...allegedly. i love that at the end they write that she "SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in ONE night alone". oh, she also (allegedly) said: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to f*** Jude Law." is that really shocking? i mean, if it happened. cause you know, they are tabloids. and lindsay is a saint.

according to lindsay, the photos are fake. take a look at the pictures and judge for yourself.

(click here to see the rest of the photos)