ryan seacrest to poop all over the emmys

ok, ryan seacrest isn't literally going to defecate all over the emmy awards. but figuratively speaking, yes. poop all over because he will be hosting this year's emmy awards.

you're probably saying to yourself, "he's got that whole american idol thing down. surely he can't ruin the emmys that much, right?"

think again.

i mean, in years past, we've had ellen degeneres and jon stewart. and hell, conan o'brien hosted last year. we've gone from today's comedians to RYAN EFFIN' SEACREST? yes, he does a great job of hosting AI, but due partly to the sexual tension between him and simon. unless he's going to be interating with simon cowell in the audience (is he even invited?), i'm not sure i want to watch this.

who am i kidding. i'll be watching. i want to see the office win a few emmys.

post-idol simon cowell and ryan seacrest continue to fight light old gay married couple

at a recent press junket in canada, ryan seacrest jokingly(?) blamed simon cowell for american idol's ratings decline this season. this prompted simon to call into ryan's radio show on wednesday and clear up the air:

ryan: Everything good goes to you. [So] if there's any hiccup along the way, we are [also] obligated to blame you. You want the credit, you get the blame.

simon: When I'm allowed more airtime, we get 34 million viewers. When I say nothing and you're talking, we get 12 million less.

ryan: There's a little bit of an ego getting out of control with you

simon: I offered you Romania's Got Talent and you declined! (laughing)

ryan: I know you're upset they didn't ask you to be in Knocked Up. It's okay that [director] Judd Apatow didn't call you. You can't be everywhere all the time. You're one old man!