*nicole richie: skinny bitch + socialite= tasteless memorial day party invite? if you went to the party, i hope you force fed her a burger. (us weekly)*in an order to be more environmentally conscious, cbs/paramount television has decided not to waste energy and resources into dvds, but instead put their shows online for academy voters to watch. al gore is so happy right now he could cry. (buzzsugar)
*paris hilton apparently "breaks down crying a lot" and is dreading jail. ahhh, finally, something in the world is right. (people)
*bill o'reilly and donald trump spend quality time together by loving each other and hating rosie o'donnell. (tmz)
hmm....i guess jordin sparks lied about ever having voice lessons. that's ok, we still love her. (msnbc)
*in the midst of mediocre third film installments (spider-man, shrek, pirates), hollywood had it's biggest memorial day weekend in box office history with $255.3 million. (hollywood reporter)
*reason #4,873 that i love barack obama. he wants to tax the wealthy and propose universal healthcare. yeah, it probably wouldn't happen, but a girl can dream, right? (cnn)
