let's ogre-analyze this photo for a second

ex-couple justin timberlake and cameron diaz had an inevitable encounter with each other at the shrek 3 premiere over the weekend.

as someone who dreads the next time she has an awkward run-in with her ex-boyfriend, i can only imagine the tension between these two. don't believe me?

1) look at how tightly justin is clenching his teeth as he smiles. and it might look like he has his hand on her back, but he's just telling her to keep her distance.

2) cheri o'teri is trying to get the hell outta their space.

3) amy sedaris not making a joke.

4) antonio banderas doing his best arnold/T2 impression (has nothing to do with justin and cameron, just thought i'd point it out).

and finally...

5) cameron is sweating like a whore in church. she has some serious pit stains going on.

justin bringing sexyback to the home box office

according to an article in variety, hbo will produce and televise it's first concert in four years. did i mention it would be a justin timberlake concert?

justin is currently on his "futuresex/loveshow" tour in europe and will return stateside in august. the show will be taped at jt's august 16th tour date in new york city at the famed madison square garden. the show will air on hbo on september 3rd. they will release the concert on dvd on a later date.

i already predict an andy samberg cameo appearance. "dick in a box" anyone?