
Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breaking news. Show all posts
Friday, June 8, 2007
my week is now complete
this photo needs no explanation. it speaks for itself.
i love the judge who made her serve the rest of her sentence in jail.

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gossip,
paris hilton,
photos
Thursday, June 7, 2007
disappointing news of the day
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Hotel heiress Paris Hilton was let out of prison early on Thursday morning and will spend the rest of her sentence for violating probation confined to her home, the Los Angeles sheriff said.
She was fitted with an electronic monitoring device on her ankle and sent home, where she will be confined for 40 days, said Steve Whitmore of the L.A. County Sheriff's office.
He said the decision was made for medical reasons.
SERIOUSLY? MEDICAL REASONS? like what? genital herpes? anorexia? ugh.
so much for 23 paris-free days.
She was fitted with an electronic monitoring device on her ankle and sent home, where she will be confined for 40 days, said Steve Whitmore of the L.A. County Sheriff's office.
He said the decision was made for medical reasons.
SERIOUSLY? MEDICAL REASONS? like what? genital herpes? anorexia? ugh.
so much for 23 paris-free days.
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breaking news,
entertainment,
gossip,
paris hilton
Tuesday, May 15, 2007
breaking news: god even punishes televangelists

The Rev. Jerry Falwell was found unconscious in his office today and taken to a hospital, a Liberty University executive told a newspaper. Ron Godwin, the executive vice president of Falwell's Liberty University, said Falwell was found unresponsive around 10:45 a.m. and taken to Lynchburg General Hospital. Godwin said he was not sure what caused the collapse, but said Falwell "has a history of heart challenges."
the good news is that when this happens, the rest of us are spared lectures by televangelists. not that i wish a heart attack on anyone. or whatever it is that happened to him.
*UPDATE 1:53PM EST*
-- The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died at age 73, The Associated Press reports.
-- The Rev. Jerry Falwell has died at age 73, The Associated Press reports.
ok, now i feel bad. you can't make jokes when people died, no matter how much you disagreed with their views and politics (can you?)
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breaking news,
current events,
jerry falwell,
televangelists
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