ex-bachelor taking donald trump's leftovers

according to in touch magazine:

Donald Trump’s ex has fallen for Bachelor star Andy Baldwin. The handsome Navy doctor, 30, and former beauty queen Marla Maples, 44, first met back in September at a charity event in LA. They reunited in New York City over New Year’s weekend, where they were spotted holding hands and cuddling. “Marla is a great woman and I can’t wait to spend more time with her in the future,” Andy reveals exclusively to In Touch. “She’s smart, sexy and very genuine.” Donald and Marla’s daughter, Tiffany, joined them for dinner at Serafina. They spent December 30 holding hands while skating at the Wollman Rink, which had been developed by The Donald.

ugh, seriously? didn't he watch "ex wives club" on nbc? doesn't he realize she is one angry cougar? and seriously, do you want to stick your ding dong where donald trump's peepee has been?

understatement of the year

reuters prints the most obvious headline ever:

Rock stars more likely to die prematurely

thanks reuters. i never would've come to that conclusion. you can read the article here.

words cannot describe how happy this makes me

NBC posted a new "preview" of sorts for the upcoming season of the office. so if you're like me and curious to see what the office did on their summer vacation, just hit play. the only sad part is that the new season doesn't start til sept. 27th. ahhhh. a whole month of waiting!!!

yikes!

britney's bare ass hangs out...yet again.

didn't she learn anything from pretty woman? you can't go around beverly hills looking like a ho! they wouldn't let julia roberts shop! you better stop running around town without pants on, or the same thing will happen to you britney! you haven't had a hit in years (and the "new" songs i have heard are crap). i was really hoping you'd make a comeback, even after the matt lauer and vag flashing incidents. but i gave up after that whole head shaving thing.

you are done. i never thought i'd say this, but maybe the kids are better off with federline.

worse than winehouse?

keira knightley arrived at the venice film festival to promote her latest film. and although i think amy winehouse looks worse, i think keira's giving her a good run for her money.

photo via daily mail

p-reviews: i'm not there

i'm not exactly sure what my reaction was when i found out that a few different actors (including a woman) would be playing bob dylan in the biopic i'm not there. and after seeing the trailer, i'm not sure what to think, but at least i'm confident it won't suck now.

i don't know why i let the cast bother me so much. i mean, cate blanchett? the woman has like a zillion oscar nominations and was truly amazing and believable as kat hepburn. i'm sure she'll convince me she's a man (maybe not as much as hilary swank though). heath ledger and christian bale? done and done. although richard gere. eh. i'll let that one slide.

take a look at the trailer and judge for yourself.

morning bits & buzz

in casting news, not only is mars alum kristen bell appearing on heroes for a few episodes, but janeane garafalo is joining the cast of 24 next season.

hey foo fighters fans! the new video is posted up at stereogum!

it's official, LC is going to hate all of her roommate's boyfriends.

hayden panitierre turns 18. great, my birthday is overshadowed by a beautiful girl turning legal age.

ryan seacrest to poop all over the emmys

ok, ryan seacrest isn't literally going to defecate all over the emmy awards. but figuratively speaking, yes. poop all over because he will be hosting this year's emmy awards.

you're probably saying to yourself, "he's got that whole american idol thing down. surely he can't ruin the emmys that much, right?"

think again.

i mean, in years past, we've had ellen degeneres and jon stewart. and hell, conan o'brien hosted last year. we've gone from today's comedians to RYAN EFFIN' SEACREST? yes, he does a great job of hosting AI, but due partly to the sexual tension between him and simon. unless he's going to be interating with simon cowell in the audience (is he even invited?), i'm not sure i want to watch this.

who am i kidding. i'll be watching. i want to see the office win a few emmys.

superbad is exactly what it says it is

so my friend and i went to go see superbad last night along with everyone else in america because the movie made over $30 million this weekend.



it seems that judd apatow seems to have the midas touch when it comes to comedies these days. i mean, ever since 40 year old virgin, this guy had raked in some serious dough. but so far, knocked up and superbad have delivered the funny. and while in the theater waiting for the hilarity begin, my friend and i saw yet another apatow produced movie coming soon to a theater near you. it's basically a walk the line parody called walk hard, starring john c. reilly and everyone's favorite receptionist jenna fischer. in case you haven't seen the trailer yet, watch it below.

the cutest thing since star wars legos

what's cuter than lego han solo? i give you, the lego ice tray!

now i've gone to ikea and seen the awesome star shaped ice trays, but this is definitely cooler than that. granted at $7.99 it costs about 8 times as much as the star shaped ice tray, but i'd much definitely have lego shaped cubes than stupid regular rectangle ones. or dare i even say, shaved ice. bleugh.

(via geeksugar)